Please keep me in the contest!!
Hello everyone,
I am so excited becuase this is my first posting on my new blog that was created for me! A special hello to my dear friend and pallbearer, Jennifer Dickison, I love you sweetie!!
Well I told you I will keep you up on the dish at Toby's, now I have to be discreet because in my older age I am not as gossipy as I used to be, welllllll, maybe a little.
First off Toby has announced her season in Columbia and Baltimore. So I said to my good friend and pallbearer, (more on that later), Jeffrey, aka The Pillsbury Dough Boy, let's sit down and cast the shows. We have not finished casting but we will keep you up to date. Of course Jeffrey has his share of leads, as does David James, but the big question is what does my future hold at Toby's, where the f... do I fit in. If anyone out there has idea what parts I will be playing please send them my way. Remember i never do chorus, so all you bitches out there don't get smart. Well, I do chorus but with a featured role, maybe.
Speaking of Jeffrey, he must be going thru some kind of mid life crisis. Let me explain, he gets upset when a particular boy in Kiss Me Kate, says he likes me better than Jeffrey, so Jeffrey buys him candy and bribe's the bitch into liking him better, can you believe that, of course you can. So now the dick dancer likes Jeffrey better, oh yeah he used to be a dancer at WET in DC, you know what I say to that....Atta Girl!!!
Well Jeffrey I'll have you know I can get those Patterson Park Boys that dance at the dick bar in Baltimore to like me better than you...Ha!!!
For those of you who know what I am talking about it's not the Atlantis, those closed that bar and put a straight strip club in it's place, yeah right, I could probably get more dick in their than those bitches who dance there....have you seen my show girl legs??
But a new strip bar for boys has opened up in Fells Point on Fleet Street I believe, Spectrum. I've only been there once....really.
Well thats all for now sweeties, keep me in the contest and I'll keep you up on all the gossip! Till next time!
I am so excited becuase this is my first posting on my new blog that was created for me! A special hello to my dear friend and pallbearer, Jennifer Dickison, I love you sweetie!!
Well I told you I will keep you up on the dish at Toby's, now I have to be discreet because in my older age I am not as gossipy as I used to be, welllllll, maybe a little.
First off Toby has announced her season in Columbia and Baltimore. So I said to my good friend and pallbearer, (more on that later), Jeffrey, aka The Pillsbury Dough Boy, let's sit down and cast the shows. We have not finished casting but we will keep you up to date. Of course Jeffrey has his share of leads, as does David James, but the big question is what does my future hold at Toby's, where the f... do I fit in. If anyone out there has idea what parts I will be playing please send them my way. Remember i never do chorus, so all you bitches out there don't get smart. Well, I do chorus but with a featured role, maybe.
Speaking of Jeffrey, he must be going thru some kind of mid life crisis. Let me explain, he gets upset when a particular boy in Kiss Me Kate, says he likes me better than Jeffrey, so Jeffrey buys him candy and bribe's the bitch into liking him better, can you believe that, of course you can. So now the dick dancer likes Jeffrey better, oh yeah he used to be a dancer at WET in DC, you know what I say to that....Atta Girl!!!
Well Jeffrey I'll have you know I can get those Patterson Park Boys that dance at the dick bar in Baltimore to like me better than you...Ha!!!
For those of you who know what I am talking about it's not the Atlantis, those closed that bar and put a straight strip club in it's place, yeah right, I could probably get more dick in their than those bitches who dance there....have you seen my show girl legs??
But a new strip bar for boys has opened up in Fells Point on Fleet Street I believe, Spectrum. I've only been there once....really.
Well thats all for now sweeties, keep me in the contest and I'll keep you up on all the gossip! Till next time!
posted by Derma @ 9:22 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:00 AM,
jenn dickison said…
Toby needs to do "Showgirls" The Musical starring YOU as the infamous diva, Cristal Conners!!!"How 'bout that,Darlin'"
p.s.Thanks for the shout out.
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